Thursday, November 3, 2005
Exit, Raped by a Bear (10:19 am)
The peculiar sexual fantasies of one Mr. Irving Lewis “Scooter” LIbby:
At age ten the madam put the child in a cage with a bear trained to couple with young girls so the girls would be frigid and not fall in love with their patrons. They fed her through the bars and aroused the bear with a stick when it seemed to lose interest.
posted by Brian Cook
Reader Comments
This is so funny! Thank you, lol.
” Scooter nudged the reindeer away from his conquest, after beating away and confining the bear. “What is it about Earth Girls that makes them so damn attractive?” he thought “
( This is bringing the erotic fantasy from the ancient past to the Sci Fi future…Scooter can’t be from this planet, really, eh?)
Please agree with me…please please please….
posted by minerva on 11-4-05 at 5:53 PM
So, what happens next? I don’t want to read the book, just tell us. Does Scooter get the girl? Does he release her from the supposed frigidity (what is that?) this bear supposedly instilled in, or extilled from, her?
posted by marge on 11-29-05 at 7:23 PM
I think that Scooters penis grows so long, hard, sharp and dangerous from rubbing it that , like the teeth of rats who have nothing to gnaw on, it pierces his frontal lobe and he either:
a) dies instantly
b) spontaneously combusts from the friction generated by his masturbatory practices
or
c)becomes a regular on the HBO show ‘Real Sex’.
so, ya’ll think Libby was more into Maia than Shardik?
posted by Dave on 11-3-05 at 1:39 PM